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An angry bartender was closing up for the night when he heard a knock at the
door.
He opened the door, didn't see anybody, and was about to close the door when a
voice called, "Hey, down here."
The bartender looked down and saw a snail.
"Hey," the snail asked, "how about a drink?"
The angry bartender snarled, "First of all, we're closed. Secondly, we don't
serve snails." And with that, the bartender kicked the snail all the way across
the street.
A month later, the same angry bartender was closing up for the night when there
was a knock at the door.
He opened the door, and there was the same snail from last month.
"You know," the snail said, "you didn't have to kick me."